Luton isn't a place I fly from these days. This
is mainly because I don't fly to Ireland any more but also because Luton is
served by Ryan Air and I certainly
wouldn't fly with them if there was any possible alternative. So I have no need of
Luton. With this in mind and given I haven't been to Luton for a very looong
time, this page is going to be less about the glories (or otherwise) of
Luton and more about the tricks airlines can play on you.
A Brief History of Luton
Luton is about 35 miles from
Central London, but for much the same reason that Gatwick is called
London Gatwick, Luton is now called London Luton. A practise I consider
dishonest.
Luton has been a small local airport since time immemorial, but around 30
years ago, perhaps a bit earlier it started to get the idea that bigger is
better and there's always a need for somewhere for holiday traffic to fly from
without clagging up space too close to London. So it started cashing in on the
ballooning package tour market. 'Squeeze 'em in and fly 'em cheap. So Luton set out on a course
of expansion, pitched their landing fees lower than the competition and started
attracting 'lesser' airlines to set up shop. This worked, but the
infrastructure of the airport didn't keep up.
In the 80's and 90's Luton was overcrowded, tacky and definitely not my
airport of choice. But it did the business and around 1995 it started to bring
the airport buildings up to date.
A Warning
It was about then I developed my dislike of Ryan Air. The job started
taking me to Dublin and as Ryan Air tickets were cheap and Luton is only a 30
minute spin up the M1 from my place I started to fly with them. The first few trips were uneventful, but I started hearing some very weird stories
about them. Then they scored! I'd done an overnight trip, and got to Dublin
airport with plenty of time to catch the 10:00 flight back to Luton. Except it
didn't turn up and the excuse given was that it was still on the ground as
Luton was closed with fog. Well a guy standing next to me got on his mobile
phone and spoke to his office, very conveniently at Luton Airport. Fog? It was
a beautiful sunny morning! He muttered something like, "Again!". So they offered us a flight to
Stansted, as the
next Luton plane didn't leave till 3:00. Given I now knew they'd lied once, I, and around a
couple of dozen others decided to take the Stansted plane on the grounds
it was here, and Stansted is only around 45 minutes drive to Luton (where my
car was parked). Better at Stansted than being abandoned in Dublin. So the Stansted
flight left on time and got to Stansted. Then another shock. No way were they
going to provide a bus or something to get us to Luton. We'd volunteered to
take the Stansted flight, and we were at Stansted - end of story. Then I
found that there was no direct bus or train connection to Luton and a
£70 cab fare was more than I'd paid for the tickets in the first place.
In the end I got someone from the office to come and collect me and drop me
at Luton to pick up my car. By the time I got to Luton, I was charged an extra
days car parking because it was now something like 5 o'clock and the Ryan Air
flight from Dublin had landed an hour ago. I was not pleased. Since then I
haven't flown Ryan Air, there are other airlines to Dublin and because of that
I don't need to go to Luton Airport.
They've Finished Now
Because of Ryan Air, Luton is my least used airport, despite being the
second nearest to my home and pretty accessible. A pity really, the rebuilding
of Luton has finished now and by the little I've seen dropping off a
colleague, a very nice job they've made. The decor of the
main departure lounge is a bit 'cold' but it's roomy and gives the impression
you can lose a lot of people in it without it feeling overcrowded.
The Official View
By Air
For a far less cynical, much more detailed look
at Luton, try Luton Airport Info, better and more to the point than the official
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By Train
Railway information is plentiful but hard to pin down. Due to the number
of different companies running trains on British tracks these days, it’s
a two stage process to find the times and prices of trains. The track is now owned by
Network Rail (at the time of writing) but the name National Rail gets in there
somewhere. This site lets you make enquiries of train times from
anywhere to anywhere, and the site is good. It tells who runs the trains,
but it doesn’t tell which station to catch it from (so for Luton, you’ve
got to know that you’re going from St. Pancras). What it doesn't tell you
is the prices. For that you’ve got to identify who runs the trains and
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A good source of links to train companies is UK Railways which then
directs you to the relevant site. The sites themselves are variable, some
give you everything you need to know, prices, special deals, the lot. Others
are very coy, and tell how wonderful it is to ride their trains, but not
what it costs. The best source of rail info is the Rail
Help Desk, dial 0345 484950 when you arrive, it’s a local call but you’ll
need small change to use the payphones. These people are very helpful,
give you the times, the stations, the train companies, the prices and most (but
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By Bus and Coach
The national bus and coach network has got it together much better
than the trains. To all intents and purposes this site is a one stop shop
- timetable, bookings, the lot. Check out the National Express site, it’ll
tell you everything you need to know nationwide. |
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